For those of you not lucky enough to live in Queens, you’ve missed out on something over the past few weeks. A pungent smell of wastewater has hovered over the area. Only over the past few days have we had a reprieve. It’s kind of nasty that the collective “movements†of [...]
Always in favor of exciting science and giving credit where credit is due, I was thrilled to see that the inventor of Neuticles won the prestigious Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine. Many of you know and love neuticles as much as I do but for those of you unfamiliar, from the [...]
So it seems that the good doctors up at Harvard are performing some truly groundbreaking research. They’re studying kudzu, that infernal weed that seems determined to devour the South (not that anyone would miss it). More specifically, they’re examining its effects on people who consume alcohol. As CU’s medical advisor, I’m [...]
I know this is all over the internet but just in case someone missed it:
This is just Reason # 497 why being a professional athlete is the coolest thing ever. In addition to the hoochies in the hotel lobby, you can make up porn aliases and actually use them. Also, it seems that [...]
Providing what few skills I have to CU, I am here to provide useless medical information. A recent expedition conversation brought up tumors with hair and teeth. Benign cystic teratomas or dermoid cysts are germ cell tumors that are malignant in only 1% of cases. Really they are just a problem of [...]
Author: David