Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone? I have just the thing…the limited edition Aquapet.
From the manufacturer:
Talk to her!
Laugh and play together!
Share your secrets with her!
Give her love!
Discover her songs and dances!
You know, it’s for the kids.
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The holiday festivities continue to roll in as New Young Pony Club announced that they are finally making the trek across the pond for a select few dates here in the States. Us New Yorkers are quite lucky because we have not one, but two chances to catch the band’s genre-hopping live show. [...]
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I missed this monthly post in October, partly due to the hecticness of CMJ, but here’s this month’s edition highlighting some of the albums that haven’t strayed far from my ears.
Joanna Newsom - Ys
Joanna Newsom’s Ys (pronounced “ease”) is sure to be topping many critics lists in the upcoming weeks. I have to [...]
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looks like one of nghia’s toys
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am i crazy or does that look like a phallus with a little girl in the shaft?
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Overheard at the company’s product unveiling:
Peter: And now, I’d like to introduce to you this year’s hottest new toy, the Aquapet!!!!
All: (uncomfortable clapping)
Bob: Uh Peter, are you sure this is appropriate for children?
Peter: You bet. They can laugh and play together, share secrets, and give each other love!
Lisa: It looks like one of the ‘toys’ that Wendy keeps in her desk drawer.
Wendy: B*tch!
Peter: I hope the kids love it as much as I do. I love petting my Aquapet all night long.
All: (uncomfortable silence)