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This party animal is handing in her wings lots of mixed metaphors may ensue. This is an awesome e-text and how the web was surely meant to be!I’m sorry I left you to consume 3/4 of that bottle by yourself, I feel a little guilty for not taking more off you! Sorry Other Shannon, you have a cool name, but you also have porno pics in your diary and that’s just not my bag. How do I know you’re not going to eat me, omnivore? My boyfriend forgets how fragile our relationship is at the moment… although I suppose it’s not entirely his fault, I havent exactly told him.
I told him that I had always thought he disliked me. I had an amazing time, even though I enjoyed it in a completely different way from how I thought I might, when I thought I might enjoy it at all, which I didn’t think I really would. I prayerfully believe that my life is going to be very different from now on.
There is going to be a whole lot of wet cement right outside my front door……. at this point, I don’t even know how I will be able to go in and out of the building.
Hey. I never said the results were any good, just that there would be results. Which CU is a little lacking in these days…
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this criticism should have been taken offline. nobody wants to read this shit. once again, it’s not the number of posts, it’s the quality of posts.
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some people in life like to hear themselves talk, this Beaker obviously likes to see his own writing