Your girlfriend decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing….
You’re okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the internet all night…
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she’s going to have a monster hangover….
You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night….
You sigh in relief because it’s all in one piece….
You circle the car looking for dents and find none….
But …. Wait a minute….
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(image courtesy Dallas Morning News)
All orange-blooded crackers, listen up:
We’ll be watching Texas kick-off its 2005 National Championship season with the New York chapter of the Texas-Exes, this Saturday 6pm at:
The Overlook Lounge (East 44th St btw 3rd and 2nd Ave)
Specials include:
– $3 Miller Lite bottles
– $30 unlimited wings and Coors Light draft or house well [...]
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Mr. Manners and other CU members will be heading out of town this weekend for a final beach extravaganza. Since I’m one of the few who has a car in this metropolis, I feel it would be fitting to talk about some rules of the road…road trip rules that is:
• Shotgun can be called [...]
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this is brilliant!