When I saw this Eight-Headed Beer Bong Monster contraption called The Octabong, I couldn’t help but bust out laughing. (but first check out this outlandish definition of ‘beer bong’)
Some of Octabong’s features include:
* 8-chamber patented design that accommodates up to 8 people
* Hose-barbed adapters for quick setup and breakdown to clean
* Made in the USA to last for years
What’s even more hilarious are the Facts on why we Americans should own one:
1. The number of Americans who enjoy beer at outdoor parties has increased to over 80 million.
2. Partiers love to race each other with beer.
3. Partiers get excited after seeing Octabong and wish to own one.
“It’s no surprise that Octabong is selling out wherever it travels to. It brings all kinds of beer drinkers together to race with various kinds of beer. The excitement our clients demonstrate is contagious!”
The Octabong would make our BBQ’s even more festive. We’re sure Christian is gonna rush out to get one of these things and pour milk in it, so he can imagine being with his Mommy back in Texas. That monkey.
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I like this quote from the octabong website…”Octabong is the way to dominate a serious amount of brew with lifelong friends and new aquaintances.” WTF!!!
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“WTF?” is what i’m saying. one should read everything on the website, the copy is outragously funny. we should get you one Justin, the way you pound beer and chocolate milk.
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We hit one of these Octabong’s houseboating over memorial day. Some guys from UCDavis California were reps from Octabong.com and brought a few funnel colors. Man, I forgot how much fun beer bonging could be, when you race your friends.
Octabong was a lightning rod for our party. A very good time!
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Get-e-yap. I vote Octabong also! We grabbed a package for our annual canoe trip and it was genius on the river. Easy cleaning for sure after group bonging, just make sure your upstream from the drunkard females doing their business.
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Americana at it’s finest! I saw Octabong out at a Wisconsin party. The chick who brought this bad boy was a veteran bonger. After she dominated some Octabongs, she came after me. I feel so used…
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i got $10 that says these last 3 comments are from people that work for octabong…
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most likely, but id still get one. seems fun enough to me
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