I know this is all over the internet but just in case someone missed it:
This is just Reason # 497 why being a professional athlete is the coolest thing ever. In addition to the hoochies in the hotel lobby, you can make up porn aliases and actually use them. Also, it seems that the rumors that you’re nothing in pop-culture until you get herpes, are true.
The posterchild for the new NFL, Michael Vick, is being sued for giving herpes to some groupie. Nothing earth-shattering there. The kicker is that the lawsuit mentions his use of the name “Ron Mexico†to get his herpes treatment. Where the hell did he come up with that? Did he think of it after he had herpes because it sounded like a guy who might have herpes or was it the name he always used in his secret underground porn life? And didn’t this woman who’s a “health care worker”, think that it might be wise to secondguess screwing an NFL star.
Apparently, the customized Falcons #7 jersey, with Mexico on the back has already been shut down by the NFL. Too bad.
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when i’m out crusing with my NFL buddies, screwing hot chicks, i use the pseudonym “chad dominican republic”. i usually find that reduces the number of questions about my genital warts.
also: take the “porn star or my little pony” quiz:
http://www.brunching.com/pornorpony.html
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someone once told me the porn*star name formula: middle name + home address. from there you can mix & match for the raunchiest combo possible. margaret wood cove was mine.
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nice, G. mine’s “scott ridge oak”.
and here’s a “ron mexico” alias generator:
i’m now “miguel sudan”.